Every Monday I wake up with the rest of the United States and say to myself, “I really don’t think the country’s week can be any more insane than it was last week,” and by about Monday afternoon or Tuesday, latest, I am shaming myself for being so foolish.
Here we are again.
New White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci resigned (or, more likely, got booted) on Monday barely a week after he took the job. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer resigned because of this dude. This guy came on staff and immediately started throwing verbal haymakers in the direction of former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and Trump adviser Steve Bannon.
The Mooch technically hadn’t even started yet.
The White House is in tatters, but the nation and the globe is taking a minute to laugh at the most hysterical rise and fall the world of politics has seen in possibly ever.
mooch’s direct deposit didn’t even kick in yet
Rembert Browne (@rembert) July 31, 2017
Every contestant in the apprentice made it longer than scaramucci
collier meyerson (@collier) July 31, 2017
Somewhere Sean Spicer is trying on a costume for Dancing With The Stars when his phone buzzes
Seth Fiegerman (@sfiegerman) July 31, 2017
MOOCH: [texting his coke plug on a Monday afternoon after getting fired from a job he missed the birth of his child for]
netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 31, 2017
I guess we could say all those thinkpieces about Scaramucci as Comms Director are now
Mooch Ado About Nothing
Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci is slated to leave
Despite what he came to achieve,
Like colourful cussing
And phone calls discussing
The autofellations of Steve
Limericking (@Limericking) July 31, 2017
Scaramooch (scaramooch) appears to be easy come, easy go
Grace Sparks (@gsparks94) July 31, 2017
You blazed across our skies like a comet, but you flew too close to the sun, dear Mooch.
Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 31, 2017
Just had to change “newly named” to “just deposed” in a Mooch piece
Juliet Lapidos (@julietlapidos) July 31, 2017
After I file this story I’m gonna go buy some shovels and get to work on this bunker I’m building at an undisclosed location. It’ll have a lot of food. Haha. El oh el.
For now, I leave you with the words of The Mooch, four years ago:
Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) January 28, 2013
More From this publisher : HERE